3.21.2005

Viral tests

Thanks to Betsy (link at right) for sending me this way. As this proves, I love beer.

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 130 proof, with specific scores in beer (140) , wine (50), and liquor (95).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.




My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 54% on proof

You scored higher than 99% on beer index

You scored higher than 85% on wine index

You scored higher than 92% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

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