2.11.2005

Random Trivia

I'm uninspired tonight, so nothing new and fresh for you at the moment. However, in celebration of my team's (fraudulent) victory at Quizzy Night at the Delta Cafe, I present to you the following e-mail, which I received from my old high school friend Hannah today. Beware; I've done absolutely no fact-checking on this. If you see erroneous material, please comment freely:

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU KNEW EVERYTHING!
The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for blood plasma.

No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) times.

Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.


The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.


American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive from each salad served in first-class.


Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise.

Apples, not caffeine, are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.


Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first "Marlboro Man."

Walt Disney was afraid of mice.


Pearls dissolve in vinegar.


The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.

It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.


Richard Millhouse Nixon as the first U.S. president whose name contains all the letters from the word "criminal." The second? William Jefferson Clinton.

And the best for last.....

Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Now you know everything there is to know.

Catch ya later.

4 Comments:

Blogger Rusty said...

Celebrate, Hannah! You've finally been published!

7:19 PM  
Blogger Player Von Player said...

I'm not so sure about that donkey and plane statistic. I don't think it's comparing number of plane crash fatalities to donkey-caused fatalities, but just plane crashes to donkey-caused fatalities. Example: You may have 5 airplane crashes in a year and 6 fatalities caused by a donkey killing someone. But, actually, if you take the deaths of the airplane fatalities, you're more likely to die by flying.

7:25 PM  
Blogger Unknown said...

The paper folding thing is no more than 8x. Believe me, I've tried.

9:11 PM  
Blogger Rusty said...

Hannah offers the following comment/clarification:

"Anyway thank you for my debut on your blog, I am humbled and honored... although I am your friend from middle-school, not just highschool. Let us not misrepresent the length of our friendship... :)"

Sorry, Hannah.

12:49 PM  

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